TAOISM - Shit Happens
HARE KRISHINA - Shit Happes Rama Rama Ding Ding
HINDUISM - This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM - If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
ZEN - What Is The Soung Of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM - When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
COUNFUCIANISM - Counfucias Says, “Shit Happens”
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Shit Happens On Saturdays
PROTESTANISM - Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
CATHOLICSM - If Shit Happens I Deserve It
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS - Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
UNITARIAN - What Is This Shit
MORMON - Shit Happens Again & Again & Again & Again
JUDAISM - Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me
RASTAFARIANISM - Let’s Smoke This Shit